I... really? Huh.
*begins checking self for spines*
Those fiends! We'll get them, don't worry, beloved! Vengeance shall be ours!
Oh, dear. Um... okay.
Oh, wait, are you the fox
Anyway, I can do a backflip or something. Y'know, if that helps.
"The fox"? No, I'm your highly excitable soul-bonded companion, of course! Oh, what have they done to you?! I'll roast them alive and suck the marrow from their bones!
...I guess I could turn into a fox, though! If you wish it, beloved! I mean, usually I turn into a dragon, but...
Dragon? Turn... wha? Um, okay, ix-nay on the oasting-ray for now. Instead of revenge, let's, uh... maybe get me to a hospital? I have a strong suspicion that I need an MRI, like, *yesterday*. Could we do that, Miss... Dragon... person?
A hospital? No, no, they might find us! They might discover your secrets!
I'm not sure what an "emarai" is, but you might have one in your laboratory...
Wait, someone... someone's *after* us?
*absently pats pockets, and finds [to his own surprise] a cell phone*
Okay, I'll, um... 911! Yeah! I'll call the cops.
Oh, you mean one of your puppets on the Inquisitorial Squad. Well, if you think they might know something.
Yeah, I'll just...
Um... not sure about my name, actually, but --
*turns away from phone*
-- dragon-type person, what's our location?
*back to phone*
Sorry, what? No, I OH MY GOD WHAT THE CRAPPING JESUS IS THAT THING?!
*drops phone, makes with the running*
*blinks, follows gaze* ...What? Oh!
Fluffy? Down, girl! Down! Daddy has amnesia again today!
...BELOVED? IT'S ALL RIGHT! IT'S JUST A GIANT SCORPION YOU CREATED TO TRANSPORT YOUR CLONED INSECTOID SWARM-CONQUERORS, AND ALSO TO OPEN STUCK JAR-LIDS. BELOVED?
|Date:||Thursday (3/26/09) 12:18pm|| |
*climbs tree, clumsily*
I'M NOT COMING DOWN UNTIL SOMEONE TELLS ME WHAT'S GOING ON AND MAKES THE POKEY THING GO AWAY
*clings to tree*
Stalkers? Oh, maybe I should OH GOD OH GOD WHY DID I CLICK THAT
The graphic had me all O.O and then the sound kicked in and I was all *ROFL*
I have obviously been on the internet too long and with too great enthusiasm. My reaction there was just, "Yeah, and?"