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Artist-in-Residence at Chez Firth

Thursday (4/16/09) 4:33pm - ... wherein a lot of folks would just stop leaving la casa.

Welcome to this week's installment of "Spanish for Everyday Situations".

This week's situation:  "Virtual-reality engineers have perfected 'virtual sex!'"



Yeah, it's kind of like The Matrix, except the sex in The Matrix was incredibly dull.

Sí, es algo así como Matrix, a excepción del sexo, que en Matrix era increíblemente aburrido.


So *this* is how society collapses?  Jeez, now I feel like a chump for hoarding all this anti-zombie weaponry.

*Así* que esta es la forma en la sociedad se derrumba?  Dios, ahora me siento como un zoquete porque acumulado una gran cantidad de armamentos antizombis.


I am confused and frightened by the number of women having sex with the xkcd hat-man.

Estoy confundido y asustado por el número de mujeres que tienen relaciones sexuales con el sombrero-hombre de xkcd.


... and that's how the Amish took over meatspace.

... y así es como se hizo cargo de los Amish carnespacio.


Well, I guess this shortcutted us to the "people having sex with their own clones" fetish a little sooner than expected.

Bueno, supongo que este nos atajó a la "personas que tienen relaciones sexuales con sus propios clones" fetiche un poco más pronto de lo esperado.


So, how long before the standard of beauty stops being recognizably human?  Or did that ship already sail?

Bien, ¿cuánto tiempo antes de que el nivel de belleza deja de ser humano claramente?  ¿O que el buque ya navegar?


The worst part is knowing that virtual men are *funnier* than I am, too.

Lo peor es saber que los hombres virtuales son más *divertidos* que yo, también.


I wonder what they have at this Japanese site heOH GOD NO GET IT OFF OF ME MAKE IT STOP

Me pregunto lo que tienen en este sitio japonés aqAY DIOS MÍO NO DESCARGALO FUERA DE MÍ HAZLO DEJAR


Goddamn smug furries.

Peludos malditos engreídos.


Note:  As always, these 'translations' are basically just Google Translator output, so corrections are welcome.

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I can't believe that I opened this at work....But it was worth it! Ahahahahaha!
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