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Artist-in-Residence at Chez Firth

Thursday (12/31/09) 1:56pm - ... wherein Spanish prepares for the apocalypse.

Welcome to this week's installment of "Spanish for Everyday Situations".

This week's situation:  "Oh, no!  It's the end of the world!"



Screw it!  Today, I eat regular-fat yogurt!

¡Olvídese!  Hoy en día, como yogur con grasa regular!


Yes, I *know* "the end is near."  Put down the damn sign.

Sí, sé «El fin está cerca.»  Ponga el cartel maldito de abajo.


Somehow, I *still* get Viagra spam?

De alguna manera, *aún* obtengo correo basura sobre Viagra?


Compared to 2012, this is pretty dull.

En comparación con 2012, esto es bastante aburrido.


Dammit, Michael Stipe, you've done nothing to adequately prepare me for this.

Maldita sea, Michael Stipe, ha hecho nada para preparar adecuadamente a mí para esto.


I guess this settles Fermi's paradox.

Creo que esto resuelve La Paradoja de Fermi.


Great.  Now I'll *never* know how LOST ends.

¡Ay de mí!  Ahora *nunca* sabré cómo Perdidos termina.


"Budgets are tight," they said.  "NASA is a luxury," they said.

«Los presupuestos quedan muy justos», dijeron.  «La NASA es un lujo», dijeron.

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Note:  As always, these 'translations' are basically just Google Translator output, so corrections are welcome.

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From:thefairyrebel
Date:Thursday (12/31/09) 9:30pm
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This week's Spanish installment is a real stand-out. Very clever.
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Date:Friday (1/1/10) 1:16pm
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Thanks!
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