My latest formspring answer:
Have you ever touched yourself in the hideout? [3/16/10, anonymous]
Answer #1: No.
Answer #2: I'm a dude. Ergo, I don't *have* a 'hideout'.
Answer #3: FOR THE LAST TIME, KAREEM, I DON'T KNOW WHO IS MASTURBATING IN YOUR THEATRE. IT'S NOT ME, OKAY?
Answer #4: If by "hideout" you mean "the Hideout Masturbatorium & Wine Bar" up in Round Rock, then yes, of course. It is the *only* venue for the discriminating onanist.
Answer #5: Wait, is this some kind of a 'thing'? Like, some Austin Improv Collective tradition I don't know about? I'm betting this is why the Micetro winner every Saturday is required to "go use the bathroom for a while" after the show, isn't it?
Answer #6: Does mimed beating-off count? 'cos if so, my answer switches to 'yes' as soon as they let me into Blue Micetro.
Answer #7: Wait, is the catwalk on the roof technically 'in' the Hideout?
Answer #8: Jesus! How many times do I have to say "I am the most innocuous human being you know" before you people actually hear it?
Answer #9: How about the alley *behind* the Hideout? Does that count?
Answer #10: Only AIC officers are allowed to touch themselves in the Hideout. (That's been the standing rule ever since the Dav Wallace incident.)
Answer #11: No offense, but if I were to masturbate in an improv theater, I would totally do it at SVT. It's just so much sexier over there. Am I right, people?
Answer #12: To be fair, I was blind drunk through the entire run of Improvised Shakespeare, so who knows what might have happened?
Answer #13: No way! You know Roy has X10 cameras covering every room of that building, right?
Answer #14: No, but only because I had a scheduling conflict on "Sexy Improvised Dickens" night. The rest of the Dickens cast is a total 'yes' for this. (And how!)
Answer #15: You know me: if I *had* touched myself at the Hideout, I would have also posted a photoset of it to flickr.
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