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Artist-in-Residence at Chez Firth

Tuesday (3/16/10) 4:53pm - ... wherein typically, improvisors save it for the stage.

My latest formspring answer:

Have you ever touched yourself in the hideout? [3/16/10, anonymous]

Answer #1:  No.

Answer #2:  I'm a dude.  Ergo, I don't *have* a 'hideout'.

Answer #3:  FOR THE LAST TIME, KAREEM, I DON'T KNOW WHO IS MASTURBATING IN YOUR THEATRE.  IT'S NOT ME, OKAY?

Answer #4:  If by "hideout" you mean "the Hideout Masturbatorium & Wine Bar" up in Round Rock, then yes, of course.  It is the *only* venue for the discriminating onanist.

Answer #5:  Wait, is this some kind of a 'thing'?  Like, some Austin Improv Collective tradition I don't know about?  I'm betting this is why the Micetro winner every Saturday is required to "go use the bathroom for a while" after the show, isn't it?

Answer #6:  Does mimed beating-off count?  'cos if so, my answer switches to 'yes' as soon as they let me into Blue Micetro.

Answer #7:  Wait, is the catwalk on the roof technically 'in' the Hideout?

Answer #8:  Jesus!  How many times do I have to say "I am the most innocuous human being you know" before you people actually hear it?

Answer #9:  How about the alley *behind* the Hideout?  Does that count?

Answer #10:  Only AIC officers are allowed to touch themselves in the Hideout.  (That's been the standing rule ever since the Dav Wallace incident.)

Answer #11:  No offense, but if I were to masturbate in an improv theater, I would totally do it at SVT.  It's just so much sexier over there.  Am I right, people?

Answer #12:  To be fair, I was blind drunk through the entire run of Improvised Shakespeare, so who knows what might have happened?

Answer #13:  No way!  You know Roy has X10 cameras covering every room of that building, right?

Answer #14:  No, but only because I had a scheduling conflict on "Sexy Improvised Dickens" night.  The rest of the Dickens cast is a total 'yes' for this.  (And how!)

Answer #15:  You know me:  if I *had* touched myself at the Hideout, I would have also posted a photoset of it to flickr.

Ask me questions at my formspring page!

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From:kbadr
Date:Tuesday (3/16/10) 4:26pm
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Ha ha. What the hell?

I'm sure you know this, but I didn't ask this one.

Also, Jay Bernardo holds this *cough* honor.
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From:jefpeanutbutter
Date:Tuesday (3/16/10) 6:35pm
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Yes, #3 is my favorite, though I never thought for even a second that Kareem asked the question. Still, great set of answers, Peter!
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From:hujhax
Date:Tuesday (3/16/10) 11:19pm
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Thanks!
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From:la_directora
Date:Tuesday (3/16/10) 6:05pm
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Beyond the general hilarity of this entire post (bravo) is my more specific humor that the funniest part of this is imagining you blind drunk. :)
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From:hujhax
Date:Tuesday (3/16/10) 11:19pm

:)

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Bwah!  Blind drunk while babbling onstage in blank verse, no less....
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From:shadyglenn
Date:Tuesday (3/16/10) 6:16pm
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Bravo, sir.
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From:hujhax
Date:Tuesday (3/16/10) 11:20pm
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*bows*
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