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Artist-in-Residence at Chez Firth

Thursday (6/3/10) 2:33pm - ... wherein a dull life is easily compensated-for.

This week's situation:  "You are embellishing your autobiography with lies and half-truths!"



Bored and suffering from sexual exhaustion, I decided I had seen enough of Rio de Janeiro.

Aburrida y con síntomas de agotamiento sexual, decidí que había visto lo suficiente de Río de Janeiro.


"It's a solid script, Mr. Shyamalan," I said, "but it could use some kind of twist at the end."

«Es un guión sólido, Sr. Shyamalan», dije, «pero podría utilizar algún tipo de giro al final».


Some would say I wasted my twenties playing video games and watching pornography -- but that's only half the story.

Algunos dirán que perdí mis veinte años jugando videojuegos y viendo la pornografía -- pero eso es sólo la mitad de la historia.


It was only then that I called my private fleet of nuclear submarines into action.

Fue entonces cuando llamé a mi flota privada de los submarinos nucleares en acción.


It was a tough decision, but I had to leave that luxurious, celebrity lifestyle behind and work in menial anonymity -- unless I wanted to be hunted anew by the Yakuza.

Fue una decisión difícil, pero tuve que dejar ese estilo de vida lujoso, y famoso y trabajo en el anonimato -- si no quería ser objeto de caza de nuevo por la Yakuza.


I had been awake for forty-seven hours, but that didn't matter:  I was not going to lose a staring contest to Stephen Colbert.

Yo había estado despierto durante cuarenta y siete horas, pero eso no importa: yo no iba a perder un concurso mirando a Stephen Colbert.


That week's adventure would eventually inspire a young Michael Bay to make a little film called Bad Boys 2.

Esa aventura semana finalmente inspirar a un joven Michael Bay para hacer una pequeña película llamada Bad Boys 2.


I hung my head, humbly out-shredded.  And at that moment, Dio cast his Flying V into the volcano and rode away on his giant, iridescent dragon.

Bajé la cabeza, con humildad fuera sobretriturado.  Y en ese momento, Dio lanzó su Flying V en el volcán y se alejó de su dragón gigante y iridiscente.

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Note:  As always, these 'translations' are basically just Google Translate output, so corrections are welcome.

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From:thefairyrebel
Date:Sunday (6/6/10) 6:08pm
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Serious LOL!
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From:hujhax
Date:Sunday (6/6/10) 6:38pm

Thanks!

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*tips hat*

... and this was a very last-minute one, too....
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