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Artist-in-Residence at Chez Firth

Thursday (3/22/12) 6:37pm - ... wherein Spanish potters about in the garden, making plants germinate.

[Hey, look!  I'll be playing in the first two performances of The Professor: Improv Inspired By Doctor Who tomorrow and Saturday.  (I'll be appearing as their Fourth Professor.)  For more details, see my performance calendar.]

This week's situation:  "You are a Dalek enjoying a quiet evening at home."

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PRO-CRAS-TI-NATE!

¡PRO-CRAS-TI-NAR!


THOUGH THIS CAT IS NOT DALEK IT WILL BE ALLOWED TO LIVE AND WILL BE PETTED.

A PE-SAR DE ES-TE GA-TO NO ES DA-LEK SE LE PER-MI-TI-RÁ VI-VIR Y SER A-CA-RI-CI-A-DO.


THIS GAR-DEN IS IN NEED OF SIG-NI-FI-CANT WEED-ING!  EX-TIR-PATE!  EX-TIR-PATE!

¡ES-TE JAR-DÍN NE-CE-SI-TA DES-MA-LE-ZAR SIG-NI-FI-CA-TI-VO!  ¡EX-TIR-PA!  ¡EX-TIR-PA!


PER-HAPS A-NO-There DA-LEK COULD HAVE THE HO-NOR OF EX-TER-MI-NA-TING THE DOC-TOR TO-DAY, AS WEDNES-DAY IS MY CRAFT-PRO-JECT NIGHT.

TAL VEZ OT-RO DAL-EK POD-RÍ-A TE-NER EL HO-NOR DE EX-TER-MI-NAR AL DOC-TOR HOY EN DÍA, POR-QUE EL MIÉR-CO-LES ES MI NO-CHE PA-RA PRO-YEC-TOS AR-TE-SA-NA-LES.


I HAVE OB-TAINED THE HOR-NED TUR-TLE SHELL.  EX-TER-MI-NATE THE PLUMB-ER!  EX-TER-MI-NATE!

HE OB-TE-NI-DO EL CA-PA-RA-ZÓN DE U-NA TOR-TU-GA CON CUER-NOS.  ¡EX-TER-MI-NA EL FON-TA-NE-RO!  ¡EX-TER-MI-NA!


E-MER-GEN-CY E-LEC-TRIC SLIDE!

¡E-MER-GEN-CI-A RES-BA-LA-DE-RO E-LEC-TRI-CO!


WHY DO SO FEW WORDS RHYME WITH "EX-TER-MI-NATE"?  PO-E-TRY IS DIFF-I-CULT.

¿POR QUÉ TAN PO-CAS PA-LA-BRAS RI-MEN CON «EX-TER-MI-NA»?  LA PO-E-SÍ-A ES DI-FÍ-CIL.


I RE-GRET TO IN-FORM THE SU-PREME DA-LEK THAT THOUGH I SOUND FINE, I TO-TAL-LY HAVE A COUGH AND HAVE TO STAY HOME FOR A FEW DAYS.  COUGH!  COUGH!  EX-PEC-TO-RATE!

LA-MEN-TO IN-FOR-MAR EL DA-LEK SU-PRE-MA QUE A PE-SAR DE QUE SUE-NA MUY BIEN, TO-TAL-MEN-TE TEN-GO U-NA TOS Y TEN-GO QUE QUE-DAR-ME EN CA-SA DU-RAN-TE U-NOS DÍ-AS.  ¡TOS! ¡TOS!  ¡EX-PEC-TO-RA!


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Note:  As always, these 'translations' are just Google Translate output, so corrections are totally welcome.

Also, click this link for an entire web site of Spanish situations!

Mood: amused · Music: none

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