"Whater(tm)*" - The All-Naturral(tm)** drink that helps you be more... you.
*"Whater" is a licensed trademark of Veridian Dynamics, Inc. No reproduction or duplication of "Whater" in any form is permitted without the prior written consent of Veridian Dynamics.
**"All-Naturral" is a licensed trademark of Veridian Dynamics, Inc. "All-Naturral" products contain 100% non-natural ingredients. Studies have shown that non-natural ingredients are cheaper, but result in reduced sales. Side effects may include nausea, vomiting, headaches, heartburn, hair loss, diarrhea, dry mouth, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, halitosis, lung cancer, mental retardation, brain tumors, paralyzation, sleep loss, internal bleeding, internal combustion, a sudden craving to sniff your carpet, an addiction to cocaine, heroin, PCP, speed and Windex, bone weakening, claustrophobia, acne, playing Everquest II, regular PMS, making Jesus cry, the inability to use proper english in an online environment, homosexuality, AIDS, an urge to stab your spouse, inability to breathe oxygen, urge to watch the Chinese version of Friends, migraines, diabetes, deafness, and of course, the inability to speak properly.
(side effects credit to Tim Turner, Corey Cooper: http://tinyurl.com/29axyw4