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Thursday (2/10/11) 2:45pm - ... wherein Spanish knows that nothing says 'love' like stultifying social convention.

This week's situation:  "You are alone on Valentine's Day!"



Eh, if I don't get the day off, it's not even a real holiday anyway.

Ay, si no tengo el día libre, ni siquiera es una verdadera fiesta de todos modos.


Some see it as a time to celebrate love.  Others, like me, see it as a time to download epic amounts of porn.

Algunos lo ven como un tiempo para celebrar el amor. Otros, como yo, lo veo como un momento para descargar cantidades épicas de la pornografía.


Strange that there's only this one holiday expressly designed to make me feel like shit.

Es extraño que sólo hay una esta fiesta expresamente diseñado para hacerme sentir como una mierda.


Well, *something* has to balance out the hypermasculinity of the Super Bowl.

Bueno, *algo* tiene que equilibrar la hipermasculinidad de la Super Bowl.


My only other option is to observe the holiday by gunning down a crowd of gangsters.

Mi única opción es observar el día de fiesta por matar a tiros a un grupo de gángsters.


I think of it as "the day before all the chocolate goes on sale."

Creo en él como «el día anterior todo el chocolate sale a la venta».


It could be worse.  I could be trapped in a loveless relationship but still feel obligated to do something nice.

Podría ser peor.  Podría quedar atrapado en una relación sin amor, pero todavía se siente obligado a hacer algo bueno.


Oh well.  At least I can still participate in the holiday's traditional Marvin-Gaye caroling.

Oh, bueno.  Por lo menos todavía puedo participar en villancicos tradicionales de la fiesta de Marvin Gaye.

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Note:  As always, these 'translations' are just Google Translate output, so corrections are totally welcome.

Also, click this link for an entire web site of Spanish situations!

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From:dancing_llama
Date:Tuesday (2/15/11) 7:19am
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From my third graders:
Teacher: And what do we already know about Valentine's Day?
Student 1: It is a day of *adopts French accent, swoons* ROMANCE!
Student 2: It represents that love is pain.
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