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Artist-in-Residence at Chez Firth

Thursday (10/6/11) 8:34am - ... wherein Spanish subjects Donald Knuth to its patented 'in-your-face victory dance'.

This week's situation:  "You have proved that P=NP!"

Time to hack every credit-card database in the world!

Es hora de introducirme ilegalmente en cada base de datos de tarjetas de crédito en el mundo!

Today, by god, I drive to all of my errands in optimal time!

Hoy en día, por dios, yo conduzco a todos mis diligencias en el tiempo óptimo!

Who knew?  The Fields Medal is made of delicious chocolate!

¿Quién sabía?  ¡La Medalla Fields es de chocolate delicioso!

Just to head off your question:  no, theater production is *still* mysterious and intractable.

Voy a evitar su pregunta diciendo, no, obras de teatro *sigue* siendo misteriosas y sin solución.

Get yourself some popcorn; it's time to watch confused reporters talk about math!

Obtener un poco de palomitas de maíz, es el momento de ver a los periodistas desconcertados hablar de matemáticas!

Unfortunately, the polynomial algorithm *also* takes longer than the lifespan of the universe.  Sorry 'bout that.

Por desgracia, el algoritmo polinomio *también* tarda más de la vida del universo.  Lo siento por eso.

I'm still not touching the Riemann Hypothesis.  That shit be crazy, yo.

Todavía no estoy tocando La Hipótesis de Riemann.  Esa es una locura, ese.

Therefore, N equals one.

Por lo tanto, N es igual a uno.

Note:  As always, these 'translations' are just Google Translate output, so corrections are totally welcome.

Also, click this link for an entire web site of Spanish situations!

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Date:Thursday (10/6/11) 9:47am
Hah! Maybe it's my biases speaking, but best one yet :-)
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