Monday (11/7/11) 1:31pm - ... wherein Peter throws one out to the hivemind.
Work email today:
Hello, funny people! Since we are getting our bonuses this week, we're running an article in NIWeb News tomorrow called "What Employees Are Doing with Their Bonus."
The article will be a collection of random quotes from employees about what they plan to do with their bonus. But we need some funny quotes (or at least not quite as boring as "pay off bills") and this is where you come in.
Can you send me a quick sentence or two today about what you plan to do with your bonus?
If you'd like your quote to be anonymous, just let me know.