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Artist-in-Residence at Chez Firth

Thursday (12/22/11) 3:30pm - ... wherein Spanish foresees a yuletide of PAIN.

This week's situation:  "You are writing the trailer for a Santa-themed horror movie!"

Oh, yeah, he's real.  REAL PISSED.

Ay, sí, él es real.  REALMENTE MOLESTO.

Your first mistake:  you didn't leave him cookies.  Your second:  you left him alive.

Su primer error: que no le deje las cookies.  Su segundo: que lo dejó con vida.

You can't outrun a flying reindeer.

No se puede escapar de un reno volador.

Santa's giving the gift of MURDER.

Papá Noel da el regalo de ASESINATO.

♪ He sees you when you're sleeping; he's watching with a knife. ♫

♪ Él te ve cuando estás durmiendo, él está mirando con un cuchillo. ♫

Not a creature was stirring... 'COS HE KILLED THEM ALL IN THEIR SLEEP.

No una criatura revolvía ... PORQUE ÉL LOS MATÓ A TODOS EN SU SUEÑO.

This holiday season, you're gonna wish you were Jewish.

Esta temporada de vacaciones, vas a desear que eran judíos.

Ho.  Ho.  Homicide.

¡Jo! ¡Jo! ¡Jo-micidio!

Note:  As always, these 'translations' are just Google Translate output, so corrections are totally welcome.

Also, click this link for an entire web site of Spanish situations!

Mood: [mood icon] amused · Music: none
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