Peter (hujhax) wrote,

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... wherein toxoplasmosis might go all the way!

You are providing play-by-play for a football game in which the players' nicknames are all diseases."

He's looking for Herpes deep in the end zone!

¡Él está buscando para El Herpes de profundidad en la zona de anotación!

If I were them, I'd be afraid of Siphilis, too.

Si yo fuera ellos, me daría miedo de Sifilis, también.

When you get hit that hard by Ebola, that's gotta hurt.

Cuando se recibe un golpe tan duro por El Ébola, que tiene que doler.

They seem uncomfortable even taking the field with Genital Warts.

Ellos se sienten incómodos al tener el campo con Las Verrugas Genitales.

Looks like Diarrhea is causing yet another delay-of-game.

Parece que La Diarrea está causando un nuevo retraso de juego.

Cholera is causing chaos in their defensive line!

¡El Cólera está causando el caos en su línea defensiva!

When Gonorrhea meets Chlamydia, that's when things really heat up.

Cuando La Gonorrea se reúne La Clamidia, que es cuando las cosas se calientan.

It is a damn good day for Cancer!

¡Es un día muy bueno para El Cáncer!

Note:  As always, these 'translations' are just Google Translate output, so corrections are totally welcome.

Also, click this link for an entire web site of Spanish situations!
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