Peter (hujhax) wrote,
Peter
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... wherein talking to yourself is a sign of impending madness, but talking to a cat is just cute.

This week's situation:  "You are talking to your cat."



Cat!

¡Gato!


Is that dead thing for me?  Thank you, o mighty hunter.

¿Eso es algo muerto para mí?  Gracias, gran cazador.


You are a cat!

¡Eres un gato!


Behold! it is your sworn enemy, the laser dot.

¡He aquí! es su enemigo jurado, el punto láser.


Cat cat cat cat cat.

Gato gato gato gato gato.


NO STOP THAT PUT THAT DOWN THAT'S MY SANDWICH

NO NO HAGAS ESO DEJA ESO ESE ES MI BOCADILLO


Your choice is simple:  you come quietly to the vet, or I dress you up in adorable period costumes for the next week.

Su elección es simple:  usted viene en voz baja al veterinario, o te visto con trajes de época adorables para la próxima semana.


OW OW MY FACE LET GO OF MY FACE

HUY HUY MI CARA SUELTE MI CARA


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Note:  As always, these 'translations' are just Google Translate output, so corrections are totally welcome.

Also, click this link for an entire web site of Spanish situations!
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