Peter (hujhax) wrote,

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... wherein Spanish advises, "Say it!" and hopes for the best.

This week's situation:  "You are side-directing a flailing improv scene that you have no idea how to fix!"

Uh.  I dunno.  Say something funny.

Ay.  No sé.  Di algo gracioso.

You:  recount what's happened in the scene so far.  'cos, wow, I spaced out.

Usted:  conta lo que ha sucedido en la escena hasta el momento.  Porque, uau, estoy ido.

Suddenly, monkeys appear!

De repente, aparecen los monos!

Express the rest of the scene in interpretive dance.

Expresa el resto de la escena de la danza interpretativa.

One of you reveals that you're a space alien.

Uno de ustedes revela que usted es un extraterrestre.

Kiss somebody!  No!  On the mouth!

¡Besa a alguien!  ¡No!  ¡En la boca!

After you deliver your next line, you're going to go get me a flask of whisky.

Después de entregar su línea siguiente, te vas a ir a buscarme una botella de whisky.

Now the scene ends in a BIG DANCE PARTY!  YAY!

Ahora la escena termina en ¡UN BAILE GRANDE!  ¡HURRA!

Note:  As always, these 'translations' are just Google Translate output, so corrections are totally welcome.

Also, click this link for an entire web site of Spanish situations!
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