Peter (hujhax) wrote,

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... wherein Spanish wonders who this guy talking to it is, but figures there's no way to find out.

This week's situation:  "You are an introvert, and you've been at a crowded party for six hours."



No, I don't hate you -- I just hate, for the moment, being around you or talking to you.  Wait, no, that came out wrong.

No, no te odio -- odio, por el momento, estar cerca de usted o hablar con usted.  Espera, no, que salió mal.

I think all my words are setting up camp and taking a nap before they get from my brain to my mouth.

Creo que todas mis palabras son de armar el campamento y tomar una siesta antes de llegar de mi cerebro a mi boca.

My ability to communicate may have shut down, but thank God I can still creepily stare at people.

Mi capacidad de comunicarse pueden haber cerrado, pero gracias a Dios todavía puedo espeluznantemente mirando a la gente.

How can I be exhausted?  I've just been standing here!  This is not fair!

¿Cómo puedo estar agotado?  ¡He estado parado aquí!  ¡Esto no es justo!

Wait, no.  I can't lock myself in the bathroom and take a nap.  That would be weird.

Espera, no.  No puedo encerrarme en el baño y tomar una siesta.  Eso sería raro.

The moment I get out of here, I'm going home and reading the shit out of a book.

El momento en que salir de aquí, me voy a casa y leer la mierda de un libro.

If I know my Murphy's Law, this is the exact moment someone will come around to tell me a long-winded story about golf.

Si sé mi Ley de Murphy, este es el momento exacto en que alguien se decidió a contarme una historia prolija sobre el golf.

Note:  As always, these 'translations' are just Google Translate output, so corrections are totally welcome.

Also, click this link for an entire web site of Spanish situations!
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